On pissing men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxO69h2vyzM

There are two types of man… the ones who pee standing and those who pee sitting. The standing kind is obviously the most common and signifies a certain sense of pride often to the point of arrogance, for one’s most notable anatomic feature. The sitting type has in most cases been brought up by a politically correct mother with an affinity for maintaining a clean house and her respect to others, wishing for her son to be a more considerate man than his father. This is the type who deeply and truly considers men and women equal and would go out of his way to show it, even though he’s more quiet than the standing guy. He’s also sweet and well-liked by everyone, especially women, who he’s always surrounded by. Sadly he has a bizzarre attachment to his mother and dogs. Finally, there are those who do both like chameleons and those scare me, as they tear my ridiculous analysis on the pissing of men into pieces.

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