Arty kids looking for art – a magically conceptual meaning to life
Angry kids looking for revolution – an appropriate accompanying dish
Sexy kids looking for other sexy kids – to make occasional love to
Depressed kids looking for drugs – an edgy way to reiterate depression
Pretty kids looking for pretty things – please let me throw up on kids
We all used to be kids, but we should all be easy on the kids today, the recession has turned them into zombies
and please try to refrain from having more kids, the investment of turning them into fully functional 30-year olds is unreasonable
adopt a 30-year-old now!