The performance was terrible!

I went to the performance

it was terrible

I was constantly concerned they were going to hurt themselves

clearly this was childish

but then again the other side of the coin was motherly

goddammed!

manipulative performers!

grow up! this behaviour is unacceptable!

I will punish you with deconstruction

since I am very much against violence

I would suggest you coordinate things in a more civilised manner on your next performance

I will of course love you no matter what

my love will not be overshadowed by dada

however, I would enjoy a more sophisticated approach to maturity

I will be at the next performance and I shall watch it solemnly

finally please accept my sincerest wishes for a prosperous creative future

…idiots!

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