-The sheep are dead!
-How can they be dead? who killed them?
-I did.
-How could you? How did you kill them? Did they know they were going to die?
-No, they had no idea. I killed them with a gun.
-Hmmm at least they didn’t know.
-Do you realise they might come back and haunt you? That herd, always so willing to follow you around and lick you, so soft and whooly. Oh god why?
-They are dead, I made money.
-What kind of man are you?
-I didn’t enjoy killing them, you know.
-But you were the one who caused their death. They are now meat.
-Clearly, but you know I would much rather have meat that I know lived a happy life.
-Meat living a life, happy matter, life, food, I can’t even begin to understand how all these things are related.
-I do.
-Baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa…. Can you hear that? It’s the sheep back to haunt you… You used to have a herd of sheep in your garden, now you have a zombie herd of sheep!
-Ha ha ha, you’re an idiot.
-I know, but emm… yeah.